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    I’m one of the author’s in the 2022 opdc (didn’t win anything, still trying to bear up under the shame…

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    Thank you for this very interesting collection, and for wrestling with the obviously mixed feelings on this anniversary. And thank…

Category: RROD

  • The Olsen Saga – Part VIII – Olsen vs Mr Freeze

    So I was getting a bit worried having not received my shipping container to send Olsen back to the repair center, but it arrived today. Three days. Totally acceptable considering that Montreal was nuked by like 30cm of snow Tuesday night and is still recovering. We’re expecting another 30cm Saturday, and I assume the storm…

  • The Olsen Saga – Part VII – RROD

    I feel like Frank Herbert or something… after the first triology becomes two trilogies, and we think it’s all finished, I have to suddenly write another trilogy. I came home from work today at around 8:00pm and turned on my new improved Olsen so I could pipe some MP3s over my wireless to play through…

  • The Olsen Saga – Epilogue

    So four months after poor Olsen kicked the bucket, and six weeks since Mark and Syed got things moving and shipped me a replacement 360, Microsoft finally has to bite the bullet. They’re extending the warranty on the 360 to three full years, and given it’s only been just over a year and a half…

  • The Olsen Saga – Part VI – Done

    Olsen arrived this morning just as I was about to leave for work. I didn’t have a chance to post about it today, and it took me a few hours to get it up and running again. No explanation, really, but they just sent me a completely new box. Maybe my old one was permanently…

  • The Olsen Saga – Part V – Syed Says

    As Mark, the Service Center Supervisor who I spoke to last night promised me, I received a call at 13:22 this afternoon from Syed. I guess Syed is Winston Wolf of the Service Center. After reconfirming all the details of the issue, Syed told me he would get to the bottom of it and find…

  • The Olsen Saga – Part IV – I Wish There Was No Part IV

    I wish there was no Part IV to this saga, or at very least, I wish Part IV was the conclusion, but it’s not. So I called 1-800-4 MY XBOX today to inquire about my X360 repair status. I can’t post the Purolator Tracking Number here because it might violate some kind of agreement, but…

  • The Olsen Saga – Part III – Jimmy Kidnapped?!?

    Uh-oh. Hate to say it, but things aren’t running completely smoothly here. My Purolator Tracking Number indicates that Olsen was received at the Service Center in Courtland, Ontario at 11:58am on Friday, April 13th. But a check this morning indicates that it has not yet left the Service Center. The talented Michelle, with whom I…

  • The Olsen Saga – Part II – The Box

    So I didn’t have time to post about it during the week, but I received my box from Purolator on Wednesday, so everything is on or even ahead of schedule. That’s a good start. I created my first ever photo album to do a little walkthrough of what you get from Microsoft and what you…

  • The Olsen Saga – Part I – The Call In

    Alright, so since Olsen (11-17-2005, 03-12-2007) gave up the ghost almost three weeks ago now, I have simply been too busy to deal with the situation, but last night I finally got my shit together and called 1-800-4MY-XBOX to see what I needed to do to solve the problem. Max – a polite but ‘trying-too-hard-to-be-cool’…

  • All Over The Map

    Dammit. Been wanting to squeeze in the time to throw up my thoughts on my two most favorite GDC sessions this year, but got terribly sidetracked. After returning from GDC, I had a little rush to close some things on the project before heading off to Paris for some big meetings. Then, back home for…